{"id":112,"date":"2026-04-29T22:16:21","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T02:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/massiverainfall.ca\/news\/?p=112"},"modified":"2026-04-29T22:17:06","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T02:17:06","slug":"unstories-front-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/massiverainfall.ca\/news\/archives\/112","title":{"rendered":"UnStories: Front Street"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>July 16th, 2006<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>It was a dark and stormy night. Her white skin was seared with the painful marks of his love-making. He had been neither pleasurable nor gentle and her purse was lined with his payment. He hadn\u2019t even bothered to take it back. She was clearly an amateur who just didn\u2019t know the importance of staying in control, of keeping her new customers at bay until she knew what buttons could be pressed\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGod <em>damn-it<\/em>.\u201d Already the weak Tim Horton&#8217;s coffee was cold and a dark film swam along its edges. Peter knew that the editor wouldn\u2019t accept anything so trashy. Karim Mawad was tough and rightly so. He had built the magazine from a massively in-debt student-run newsletter full of communist, pro-Che Guevara bullshit to a moderate left-of-centre social justice magazine revered from universities to Wall St. There was no way Mawad would ever print such drivel. But the puzzling story surrounding the death of a very public and publically disliked social activist was something that belonged in such trashy drugstore novels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Although wealthy and well-respected Shari Stein Sinclair\u2019s death was surrounded in a shroud of mystery. Why on earth would she be in the dank neighbourhood of Jarvis &amp; Dundas at such an hour? And why the leather outfit and paraphenalia more in line with show-jumping horses than someone being groomed for the next leader of the NDP? Was it a set up? Had some crazy right-wing pro-Capitalist think tank tried to discredit her latest report on the Israeli occupation of Lebanon? Israel was hardly popular for it but killing an activist to cover something up? Why bother in this day and age of instant information &#8211; a movie or sound bite could travel around the world in seconds. The theory verged on retarded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Fucking hell<\/em>\u201d cursed Peter as the cigarette he had been holding burned his middle and index fingers. He hadn\u2019t noticed its heat until it had already seared his finger. In haste he had thrown the burning filter to his desk to land on a photo of Shari and a hole had burned the photo right next to her heart. In anger he stubbed out the cigarette and lit another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The police were investigating her last known whereabouts &#8211; a run down gay hangout named <em>Pembrooke Castle<\/em>. Long ago its location was secret amongst the LAMBDA community due to law enforcement officials raiding and arresting members for improperly soliciting very young boys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surely an intelligent reporter like himself could figure this out. Earlier with some well placed bribes and some unauthorized computer access he had obtained all the clues that the Police had gathered. If he could figure it out before they did, Peter felt he just might get a raise out of that cheapskate editor of his.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His computer had her emails for the week past. Some high placed Nigerian public official was in regular contact with her about a possible transaction of some spare government funds. Would someone kill over that? Peter noted the man\u2019s email address to perhaps transfer the money to his account. For that kind of money the risk seemed minimal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No the real question was why a hot little number like that would only charge $85 for something that would go for triple, even in that part of town. Peter took a long inhale in remembrance. No way that sort of thing comes cheap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What if the Nigerian email was actually some kind of code? What if the money being transacted had nothing to do with getting interest payments while Nigerians thought up ways to spend the money? Peter reread the emails looking for clues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Thank you for getting back to me so quickly. The money is available to be transferred right away but a fee of $85 needs to be sent before it can be released to cover wire payment costs. I am unable to pay this myself because it would leave a paper trail that would indicate to the authorities what I am doing. Please send the money via Western Union to account #3882227 and on its receipt I will send you a cashier\u2019s cheque for $87,831,091 for you to store in your 4% savings account for 8 months (or $2.3 mill for us to split as previously agreed). Please send a email once you have sent the money.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If his theory were true he could forget about contacting the Nigerian. There probably wasn\u2019t a Nigerian at all, the \u201cNigerian\u201d was probably code for an Israeli informant who had assisted her with her report. Peter hadn\u2019t actually read it yet but it was really thick and would require a lot of time to read. He had been putting it off for weeks now after Shari had sent it to a friend named Jared who promised he wouldn\u2019t show it a soul. Except for Peter of course. Jared had described how detailed the report was with actual internal Israeli memos that, if released, could destroy support for the entire Occupation. Oddly enough he hadn\u2019t heard from him for a while even though they were supposed to meet for lunch. Jared had simply not shown up without so much as a phone to say why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter took a sip of the stale coffee which instantly extinguished his lit cigarette still hanging in his mouth. In frustration he spit out the unlit cigarette and looked over at the report. Heaving it up he flipped through the pages. The text was beautifully printed making use of different fonts and using bold, italic and even underlining. While reading Peter slowly walked over to the window. The curtain was drawn and the glass was foggy from the humidity of the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some movement drew his attention. On the window a red dot was illuminated and could be seen on the glass. Balancing the report on his chest and with his left hand, he carefully rubbed the foggy glass to try and erase the odd red dot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Glass shattered. Peter was lying halfway across the room completely dazed and confused. Dust was everywhere and slowly Peter realized the window was open. But the pain in his chest kept him from moving. He closed his eyes and tried to regain his breathing. It seemed like he lay there for eternity. Police sirens could be heard in the distance. Two police cars raced along the empty 401 to get to a Police Ball on time. A silencer had been used and no one had been called.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eventually Peter rolled over. The report and its 4 inches of high quality paper had somehow stopped the two bullets that had been fired at Peter\u2019s chest. Amazingly he didn\u2019t have a scratch. \u201cWho would do such a thing?\u201d he thought blandly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He glanced at his watch. It was almost time to go to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s the goddamn effin\u2019 article on Shari Stein Sinclair <em>Peter<\/em>?\u201d. Karim Mawad\u2019s dreads were tied in a pony tail in an effort to look both European and hip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut Karim I was SHOT! Look at this report! There\u2019s two Israeli Uzi bullets embedded in here! I think they\u2019re trying to kill me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI think you shot the report yourself just to come up with that dumbass excuse! But I\u2019m simply not buyin\u2019 it\u201d Karim returned with fiery. \u201cYou\u2019re a low level uninspired reporter without a shred of inspiration and that\u2019s hardly a reason to kill you. Unless you\u2019re <em>me<\/em> and you\u2019re tired of putting up with your <em>bullshit<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNow clear off your desk and find somewhere else to work. I hear they have an opening at the Star. They\u2019re always looking for made up articles about the Israelis. I\u2019ll give you a personal recommendation myself to that communist dimwit Jack Brianson if you like &#8211; just <em>get out of my office!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter stumbled out of his editor\u2019s office unsure of what to do. If whoever was trying to kill him found out they hadn\u2019t succeeded, they\u2019d surely be after him again. His only hope was to find someplace safe. Someplace they couldn\u2019t get to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Within hours he had booked a flight to Beirut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joelgreenwood.com\/writings\/?p=17\"><strong>Silent Talkie chapter II<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Posted in: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joelgreenwood.com\/writings\/?cat=1\">Writings<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>September 14th, 2006<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter stood in the airport, alone and stationary amongst a sea of humanity. The report was snugly nestled under his arm next to his quickly beating heart. In his other hand he held a black carry-on bag which held all his life\u2019s possessions. He wore a pin-striped navy suit in hopes that he might be bumped to first class if coach was full. He walked to the ticket counter. The girl behind the counter had strawberry blond hair with ringlets that fell from beneath her navy blue beret. In his loins he felt the first feelings of what might be love. He approached with what confidence he could muster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDid you just bud in front of all those people?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHey asshole. Get to the back of the line!\u201d said a fat old man who was first in line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYo fuck-face. I don\u2019t know who you think you are but get to the back of the god-damn line!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSir, you need to go to the back of the line. I have to deal with all those under people first.\u201d Her hand gestured to the others behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUh\u2026 I booked a flight to Beirut on Air Lebanon and I\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSir, this is the Air Canada terminal for national flights only. You\u2019re not just in the wrong line, you\u2019re in the wrong <em>terminal<\/em>. You need to go to Terminal 2.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was considering asking for her number when she dismissed him and began talking to the fat old man who had waddled up beside them. \u201cGo fuck your mother asshole\u201d he said as Peter headed towards the sliding automatic airport doors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He left the terminal, downtrodden and wondering if he might be gay. How else could he have been attracted to that fat man with the lethal tongue. He found a free bus that escorted travelers from one terminal to the next. On arriving on Terminal 2 a bearded man wearing glasses approached unnoticed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPeter! Where have you been? Your flight leaves in 20 minutes and I\u2019ve been waiting for you for over an hour!\u201d said the ominous stranger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJared is that you?\u201d gushed Peter on recognizing his informant. \u201cYou stood me up for that lunch\u201d he whined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook Peter. Don\u2019t use my real name okay?\u201d Jared looked suspiciously around him. \u201cI think you\u2019re being watched by the MOSSAD. They\u2019re dangerous people &#8211; they\u2019re behind 9\/11, Waco, The DaVinci Code &#8211; you don\u2019t want to mess with those guys. They\u2019re after the report!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI haven\u2019t actually read the report,\u201d said Peter sheepishly. \u201cI\u2019ve been meaning to but it\u2019s really thick\u2026 and there are bullet holes in it now\u201d he mumbled off as he held up the report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBuhgeezez you\u2019re kidding me! You haven\u2019t read it yet? Don\u2019t you know how many people have died to bring you that damn report? And you\u2019re too lazy to the read it?\u201d Jared looked both disgusted and unimpressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve had it for weeks now. You must be the laziest, most pathetic newspaper reporter EVER!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m no longer a newspaper reporter,\u201d said Peter haughtily. \u201cI\u2019m a freelance writer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah well, not everyone can be employed\u2026\u201d Jared couldn\u2019t resist the dig. \u201cJust give me the report and I\u2019ll be on my way. My secret copy was found and destroyed by international spies. I need that copy for CBC when I give an interview tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter looked at Jared closely. \u201cWere they really responsible for the DaVinci code? That was two hours wasted &#8211; time I will never get back.\u201d Peter considered that and grew angry. His heartbeat slowly rose as he remembered the ridiculous dialogue and incredulous plot twists. He actually saw red as the veins in his eyes expanded and pulsed. \u201cAnd don\u2019t even get me started on what that crime of a movie did to the careers of Tom Hanks and Ian McKellen! <em>I want to see those fuckers burn in HELL<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re an idiot\u201d replied Jared. \u201cJust give me the report.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo Jared &#8211; we do this together. I\u2019m coming with you to your interview with CBC and we\u2019re going to blow this thing sky wide open. It\u2019s time that justice be served, and baby, it\u2019s going to be served FRESH.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat doesn\u2019t even make sense.\u201d said Jared, his brow showing confusion. \u201cLook, just give me the report. I want to hold it for a second.\u201d Jared placed his hands on the bullet torn report. Peter refused to let go and in the middle of the airport a wrestling match of sorts broke out between the two men. Police eyed one another and approached from all directions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis report is important Jared!\u201d exclaimed Peter between pulling on Jared\u2019s beard, indirectly trying to dislodge the report from Jared\u2019s grip. \u201cIt\u2019s bigger than big &#8211; it\u2019s da BOMB!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two security guards tackled both Jared and Peter. Three other guards approached with pistols drawn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe said bomb!\u201d shouted one the armed guards. More grunting as Jared and Peter were manhandled to the ground and frisked. Peter felt vaguely aroused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMother fu\u2026\u201d as Jared was probed inhumanely by one of the guards. \u201cDude that\u2019s just not <em>right.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Handcuffs were applied to both men and then they both were escorted away from a gathering group of onlookers to an airport security cell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hours later both Jared and Peter were released after each endured the strip and cavity search with differing affections. The guards had paid little attention to the report that the two men had fought over, but had dutifully collected it and returned it\u2026 to Peter. Jared looked at his watch as the two walked out of Terminal 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook, I\u2019ve got 32 minutes to get downtown for the interview with CBC,\u201d started Jared as they approached a line of waiting cabs. \u201cGive me the report and I\u2019ll use it to blow this thing wide open. But I need the report <em>now<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m coming with you Jared\u2026 you\u2019ve given me <em>purpose,<\/em>\u201d responded Peter purposely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFine, but you pay for the cab.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDone and done.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bribing a cabbie they sped downtown, listening to the driver dwell on his wasted previous life as an anastesiologist in Pakistan. They ran from the cab into the CBC building and with a quick word to a security guard they rushed into a waiting elevator and arrived just in time to see Peter Mansbridge begin the National &#8211; the daily news for most Canadians who watch the news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSorry pal. You can\u2019t go in there\u201d said a large black man in a blue t-shirt. \u201cThe news is on and no one is allowed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t understand\u201d gasped Jared, the running clearly indicating his lack of physical training. \u201cI\u2019m Jared Partchke! I\u2019m the one they\u2019re going to interview for the MOSSAD story!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMr. Partchke\u201d said a man walking up to the three men. \u201cYes, we were going to do the interview live in order to accommodate your intense and very secret schedule\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, yes\u201d breathed Jared hopefully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut we did some digging and certain credibility issues have come up. In fact, we can\u2019t, in good faith, show any sort of interview with a known Nazi-sympathizer and anti-Semite. Frankly I\u2019m surprised they didn\u2019t strip search you when you entered the country after that all-night vigil at Auschwitz. Frankly you and your kind make me sick. You can\u2019t blame the Jews for <em>everything<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot the Jews &#8211; the <em>Israelis<\/em>. And I\u2019m not a Nazi-sympa\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter knew exactly what Jared was feeling right now. Peter looked down at this small pathetic man who held so much power. \u201cYou\u2019re a fucking Jew aren\u2019t you, you fucking Jew.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPeter you\u2019re not helping. I have a report that explains everything\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh yes,\u201d interrupted the short man moving away slightly from Peter, \u201cI have heard of this report. Is it not true that on page 168 there is a picture of a half-naked boy in his tighty-whiteys?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou perverts make me sick,\u201d boomed the guard, still towering over them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo! I mean yes\u201d stuttered Jared, \u201cbut it\u2019s just a movie poster in the background. In the foreground there is woman on her knees protecting her baby and begging for her life while a\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSir I must interrupt. I cannot stand by while listening to you defend this kind of smut. And you sir,\u201d for he turned towards Peter, \u201cremove yourself from the premises or I will have you charged!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The large black man, standing slightly behind the smaller man crossed his arms. Peter stood resolutely, his eyes seething in anger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook\u201d said Jared, trying to regain his composure. \u201cThis is just a big misunderstanding. We can solve this by\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFirst I\u2019m gonna kick YOUR ass\u201d began Peter pointing at the small (and now timid) man, \u201cthen I\u2019m gonna kick YOUR ass\u201d he said while pointing at the very large black man, \u201cand then I\u2019m gonna burn this whole fucking BUILDING down to the grou\u2026 Ooompf!\u201d For Peter, everything went black.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peter lay in the back alley outside the CBC. His face betrayed a large bruise above the right side of his jaw but other than than he looked like a child as he slept. Jared had twisted his ankle as he was thrown out of the back door and he was unable to stand or leave without Peter\u2019s assistance. The report that he had brought had fluttered around the alley when the guard through it against the brick wall. Jared could only crawl short distances to try and gather the pages up, but it was hopeless to try and put them back into any sort of order.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFuck me. My head hurts.\u201d Peter groaned as he awoke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re an idiot. I lost that interview because of you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJared,\u201d said Peter choosing his words carefully, \u201cyou lost that interview because you\u2019re a Nazi-sympathizing anti-semetic pedophilic pornographer. I had nothing to do with it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>July 16th, 2006 It was a dark and stormy night. Her white skin was seared with the painful marks of his love-making. 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